/u/OutrageousOnions's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"It's just a prank bro, relax!"

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"He's dead, honey, he can't ever hurt you again."

101 upvotes

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They always told me growing up, 'if he's mean to you it means he likes you!'

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"I really don't know what you expected to happen."

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They say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.

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There's a woman crying on the train.

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I'm so proud that my weight loss efforts are paying off so quickly!

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Daddy drank away the money for the heat bill, but I figured a way to keep us all warm

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"They can materialize from darkness, so always bring a flashlight with you!"

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I love holding my husband's hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"It's just a prank bro, relax!"	534
"He's dead, honey, he can't ever hurt you again."	101
They always told me growing up, 'if he's mean to you it means he likes you!'	77
"I really don't know what you expected to happen."	47
They say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.	37
There's a woman crying on the train.	25
I'm so proud that my weight loss efforts are paying off so quickly!	21
Daddy drank away the money for the heat bill, but I figured a way to keep us all warm	19
"They can materialize from darkness, so always bring a flashlight with you!"	18
I love holding my husband's hand.	15