/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm actually regretting coming out to my friends.

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People who pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal are often criticized for it.

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After retiring from the ring, but before opening Adrian's, Rocky tried his hand at selling refreshing beverages.

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Jim asked his Swedish friends if they liked his comedy bit where he cracked eggs over his head.

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I've spent more than 10,000 hours loafing about but have not yet mastered becoming bread.

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I've been betrayed before, but believed with all my heart that this time would not be the same.

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"Look, it's a very good Klingon costume, and the baldric is a nice touch."

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I've dismantled and rebuilt this calculator multiple times thinking I was doing it right.

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I came up with the brilliant idea to flood the known troll subreddit with good, high-quality posts to see how they'd react.

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He kept pestering us to play 51-Card Pickup.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm actually regretting coming out to my friends.	1
People who pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal are often criticized for it.	1
After retiring from the ring, but before opening Adrian's, Rocky tried his hand at selling refreshing beverages.	1
Jim asked his Swedish friends if they liked his comedy bit where he cracked eggs over his head.	1
I've spent more than 10,000 hours loafing about but have not yet mastered becoming bread.	1
I've been betrayed before, but believed with all my heart that this time would not be the same.	1
"Look, it's a very good Klingon costume, and the baldric is a nice touch."	1
I've dismantled and rebuilt this calculator multiple times thinking I was doing it right.	1
I came up with the brilliant idea to flood the known troll subreddit with good, high-quality posts to see how they'd react.	1
He kept pestering us to play 51-Card Pickup.	1