/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I've often been told I was the spitting image of my great-grandfather.

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I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.

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"I'm going to ride you hard and make you sore in places you never thought possible," declared the man inches from my face.

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The twins kept clacking away on the their noisy keyboards in unison under the guise of doing their homework, yet knowing full well how much it distracted me from my own studies.

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Despite reassurances of more money forthcoming, I left my long-tenured job at the hazardous waste disposal unit.

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My neighbor posted his controversial, often offensive social media posts exclusively using MacBooks.

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I yelled at my kids to "quit bugging me!"

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I wanted to quit cold turkey.

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How can a 17-character code help you identify your vehicle?

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Grinning at all our incorrect guesses, we finally gave up.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've often been told I was the spitting image of my great-grandfather.	1
I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.	1
"I'm going to ride you hard and make you sore in places you never thought possible," declared the man inches from my face.	1
The twins kept clacking away on the their noisy keyboards in unison under the guise of doing their homework, yet knowing full well how much it distracted me from my own studies.	1
Despite reassurances of more money forthcoming, I left my long-tenured job at the hazardous waste disposal unit.	1
My neighbor posted his controversial, often offensive social media posts exclusively using MacBooks.	1
I yelled at my kids to "quit bugging me!"	1
I wanted to quit cold turkey.	1
How can a 17-character code help you identify your vehicle?	1
Grinning at all our incorrect guesses, we finally gave up.	1