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The others eyed me suspiciously, so I pulled a knife from the nearest body and mimicked their maniacal laughter as best I could.

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Normally I don't worry about swallowing an occasional watermelon seed.

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The awkward silence in the crowded elevator felt more uncomfortable than usual.

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I was locked in the room with hordes of ants, beetles, centipedes and countless other creepy crawlers, ready for the feast to begin.

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[Announcement] The "Almond" Situation

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I saw every man, woman, and child holding guns to their heads waiting for the signal to pull the trigger.

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Having been accepted into the upper echelon of Mensa, I was dying to exchange knowledge with some of the greatest minds on Earth.

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I was elated when my child was born because for the first time in what felt like forever, the dark, intrusive thoughts that plagued me were no longer there.

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Someone in the office kept stealing my lunch so I laced my next sandwich with ground glass.

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It was a routine endoscopic procedure.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The others eyed me suspiciously, so I pulled a knife from the nearest body and mimicked their maniacal laughter as best I could.	315
Normally I don't worry about swallowing an occasional watermelon seed.	301
The awkward silence in the crowded elevator felt more uncomfortable than usual.	295
I was locked in the room with hordes of ants, beetles, centipedes and countless other creepy crawlers, ready for the feast to begin.	293
[Announcement] The "Almond" Situation	291
I saw every man, woman, and child holding guns to their heads waiting for the signal to pull the trigger.	276
Having been accepted into the upper echelon of Mensa, I was dying to exchange knowledge with some of the greatest minds on Earth.	273
I was elated when my child was born because for the first time in what felt like forever, the dark, intrusive thoughts that plagued me were no longer there.	271
Someone in the office kept stealing my lunch so I laced my next sandwich with ground glass.	271
It was a routine endoscopic procedure.	270