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Being a seasoned Mall Santa I've heard many strange requests from children, such as the one asking for a giant cardboard box.

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In your note you waxed poetic of "finding freedom" and "newfound peace".

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Sorting through my recently deceased parents' possessions showed me how little I really knew about them.

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I was surprised to see my mother on campus considering she never expressed any interest in my education before.

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"Why in God's name would you do something so stupid as to try take your own life?!" screamed my mother after I awoke in the hospital.

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On the road to success, the young woman was stopped at another bar.

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The ticket stub from my very first date, the patchwork quilt that three generations have worked together on, countless photo albums full of moments and memories...

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"Did... Did they die because of me?"

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I never believed in the phrase "you are what you eat".

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The price of fame and fortune can never be measured in dollars.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being a seasoned Mall Santa I've heard many strange requests from children, such as the one asking for a giant cardboard box.	21
In your note you waxed poetic of "finding freedom" and "newfound peace".	20
Sorting through my recently deceased parents' possessions showed me how little I really knew about them.	20
I was surprised to see my mother on campus considering she never expressed any interest in my education before.	20
"Why in God's name would you do something so stupid as to try take your own life?!" screamed my mother after I awoke in the hospital.	20
On the road to success, the young woman was stopped at another bar.	20
The ticket stub from my very first date, the patchwork quilt that three generations have worked together on, countless photo albums full of moments and memories...	19
"Did... Did they die because of me?"	17
I never believed in the phrase "you are what you eat".	16
The price of fame and fortune can never be measured in dollars.	16