/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Studying my hands, I wasn't pondering how old and wrinkled they had become.

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Students and teacher alike mocked and ridiculed me when I accidentally blurted out "a lightsaber" instead of "a life saver".

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I remembered well how, when I was ten years old, my father went to store to buy me some milk and never returned home.

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It was a funeral fit for an emperor with millions crowding the streets to catch even the barest glimpse of the procession.

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After the video of my plight went viral I thought I would finally get the help I so desperately needed.

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Leafing through bill after overdue medical bill I wondered how I was going to manage.

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Grandfather and grandson, born the same day 64 years apart.

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Dressed in his Sunday best, my elderly father had a big smile on his face waiting at the courthouse to elope with "the love of his life and soulmate".

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"Which kid is yours?" asked the woman beside me at the playground.

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Being identical twins, we switched places every so often as a fun little prank.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Studying my hands, I wasn't pondering how old and wrinkled they had become.	422
Students and teacher alike mocked and ridiculed me when I accidentally blurted out "a lightsaber" instead of "a life saver".	409
I remembered well how, when I was ten years old, my father went to store to buy me some milk and never returned home.	406
It was a funeral fit for an emperor with millions crowding the streets to catch even the barest glimpse of the procession.	373
After the video of my plight went viral I thought I would finally get the help I so desperately needed.	350
Leafing through bill after overdue medical bill I wondered how I was going to manage.	340
Grandfather and grandson, born the same day 64 years apart.	279
Dressed in his Sunday best, my elderly father had a big smile on his face waiting at the courthouse to elope with "the love of his life and soulmate".	264
"Which kid is yours?" asked the woman beside me at the playground.	252
Being identical twins, we switched places every so often as a fun little prank.	238