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Letting my girlfriend go first, she hit me with "I think we should see other people."

2832 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Despite being a heavy sleep, I was awakened suddenly in the middle of the night by the sound of the bedroom door closing.

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"So if you CAN travel between 'alternate realities', why would you choose to live in the one where I utterly loathe and despise you?"

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Finishing off my mom's special lasagne, I had a sudden realization.

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"The advertisement clearly states the shoes are for SALE," rebuked the butler, not bothering to hide the disdain in his voice, before slamming the door in my face.

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The leprechaun screamed when I tore his pot of gold away from him and ran.

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The subdued but visibly bruised woman assured the police everything was fine.

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Muscles, bones, organs all separated from each other and spread around the room, as though someone were systematically disassembling a human body.

1967 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I remember the day we declared our love would last as long as the mighty oak that we carved our initials into.

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I felt so complete cuddling with her on the couch, I could stay like this forever.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Letting my girlfriend go first, she hit me with "I think we should see other people."	2832	TwoSentenceSadness
Despite being a heavy sleep, I was awakened suddenly in the middle of the night by the sound of the bedroom door closing.	2548	TwoSentenceHorror
"So if you CAN travel between 'alternate realities', why would you choose to live in the one where I utterly loathe and despise you?"	2329	TwoSentenceSadness
Finishing off my mom's special lasagne, I had a sudden realization.	2210	TwoSentenceSadness
"The advertisement clearly states the shoes are for SALE," rebuked the butler, not bothering to hide the disdain in his voice, before slamming the door in my face.	2210	TwoSentenceSadness
The leprechaun screamed when I tore his pot of gold away from him and ran.	2181	TwoSentenceHorror
The subdued but visibly bruised woman assured the police everything was fine.	2064	TwoSentenceHorror
Muscles, bones, organs all separated from each other and spread around the room, as though someone were systematically disassembling a human body.	1967	TwoSentenceHorror
I remember the day we declared our love would last as long as the mighty oak that we carved our initials into.	1903	TwoSentenceSadness
I felt so complete cuddling with her on the couch, I could stay like this forever.	1556	TwoSentenceSadness