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I begin the rite, as a good storywright, of boasting about the great things I write.

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I remembered us dancing, even after the music had stopped, swaying to the rhythm of our beating hearts.

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"You are NOT leaving this room until you find Jesus."

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I stared at the open casket in pensive silence.

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I lost track of how many times I've repeated this day, but I know it will be over soon.

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I'm going to attempt the trick of removing the tablecloth without disturbing the place settings perched on top of it.

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As a stipulation of the inheritance, I was required to hang a portrait of my Great-Aunt Dorina in the sitting room.

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"I wish I had a son, just like you."

204 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The story of "David and Goliath" taught us how the mightiest of men can be felled by the tiniest of things.

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All in all, massaging kittens wasn't the worst way to spend a day.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I begin the rite, as a good storywright, of boasting about the great things I write.	221	TwoSentenceComedy
I remembered us dancing, even after the music had stopped, swaying to the rhythm of our beating hearts.	217	TwoSentenceSadness
"You are NOT leaving this room until you find Jesus."	212	TwoSentenceComedy
I stared at the open casket in pensive silence.	212	TwoSentenceSadness
I lost track of how many times I've repeated this day, but I know it will be over soon.	211	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm going to attempt the trick of removing the tablecloth without disturbing the place settings perched on top of it.	209	TwoSentenceComedy
As a stipulation of the inheritance, I was required to hang a portrait of my Great-Aunt Dorina in the sitting room.	207	TwoSentenceHorror
"I wish I had a son, just like you."	204	TwoSentenceSadness
The story of "David and Goliath" taught us how the mightiest of men can be felled by the tiniest of things.	199	TwoSentenceSadness
All in all, massaging kittens wasn't the worst way to spend a day.	199	TwoSentenceComedy