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It measured 10 inches when fully erect, just like I told her.

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Being identical twins, we switched places every so often as a fun little prank.

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Sitting at the bar, Finnigan O'Sullivan was telling everyone in the tavern the tale of how he wrestled a leprechaun last night and nearly made off with its pot of gold.

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He wouldn't stop crying after I had to change his leaking diaper in the middle of the night.

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After a long, grueling, bloody war, I finally ascended the throne as the rightful ruler.

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Struggling helplessly against the bullies holding me down, I watched while their leader tossed large, jagged rocks into the bag of newborn kittens.

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I thought it odd when he said "Got your nose!"

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I fumbled for my EpiPen as my throat and neck began to visibly swell.

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After a long-suffering life inured in toil and hardship I was elated to approach the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

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As a psychopath, my greatest accomplishment wasn't convincing the doctors that I was perfectly sane.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It measured 10 inches when fully erect, just like I told her.	244	TwoSentenceComedy
Being identical twins, we switched places every so often as a fun little prank.	238	TwoSentenceSadness
Sitting at the bar, Finnigan O'Sullivan was telling everyone in the tavern the tale of how he wrestled a leprechaun last night and nearly made off with its pot of gold.	234	TwoSentenceComedy
He wouldn't stop crying after I had to change his leaking diaper in the middle of the night.	234	TwoSentenceSadness
After a long, grueling, bloody war, I finally ascended the throne as the rightful ruler.	231	TwoSentenceSadness
Struggling helplessly against the bullies holding me down, I watched while their leader tossed large, jagged rocks into the bag of newborn kittens.	228	TwoSentenceSadness
I thought it odd when he said "Got your nose!"	228	TwoSentenceHorror
I fumbled for my EpiPen as my throat and neck began to visibly swell.	224	TwoSentenceHorror
After a long-suffering life inured in toil and hardship I was elated to approach the Pearly Gates of Heaven.	223	TwoSentenceSadness
As a psychopath, my greatest accomplishment wasn't convincing the doctors that I was perfectly sane.	222	TwoSentenceHorror