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I saw every man, woman, and child holding guns to their heads waiting for the signal to pull the trigger.

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Having been accepted into the upper echelon of Mensa, I was dying to exchange knowledge with some of the greatest minds on Earth.

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I was elated when my child was born because for the first time in what felt like forever, the dark, intrusive thoughts that plagued me were no longer there.

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Someone in the office kept stealing my lunch so I laced my next sandwich with ground glass.

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It was a routine endoscopic procedure.

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Dressed in his Sunday best, my elderly father had a big smile on his face waiting at the courthouse to elope with "the love of his life and soulmate".

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Standing on the step, I was conveyed to the upper floor of the mall in practically no time at all.

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[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find my penis," cried the crazy homeless man while we chuckled and walked away.

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"Which kid is yours?" asked the woman beside me at the playground.

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Everyone regards Salvador Dalí's "The Persistence of Memory" as the most famous example of Surrealism.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw every man, woman, and child holding guns to their heads waiting for the signal to pull the trigger.	276	TwoSentenceHorror
Having been accepted into the upper echelon of Mensa, I was dying to exchange knowledge with some of the greatest minds on Earth.	273	TwoSentenceHorror
I was elated when my child was born because for the first time in what felt like forever, the dark, intrusive thoughts that plagued me were no longer there.	271	TwoSentenceHorror
Someone in the office kept stealing my lunch so I laced my next sandwich with ground glass.	271	TwoSentenceHorror
It was a routine endoscopic procedure.	270	TwoSentenceHorror
Dressed in his Sunday best, my elderly father had a big smile on his face waiting at the courthouse to elope with "the love of his life and soulmate".	264	TwoSentenceSadness
Standing on the step, I was conveyed to the upper floor of the mall in practically no time at all.	263	TwoSentenceComedy
[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find my penis," cried the crazy homeless man while we chuckled and walked away.	255	TwoSentenceHorror
"Which kid is yours?" asked the woman beside me at the playground.	252	TwoSentenceSadness
Everyone regards Salvador Dalí's "The Persistence of Memory" as the most famous example of Surrealism.	252	TwoSentenceHorror