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While waiting for my roommate to return, I had a conversation with his visiting family about the importance of proper grammar in today's world.

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Leafing through bill after overdue medical bill I wondered how I was going to manage.

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The others eyed me suspiciously, so I pulled a knife from the nearest body and mimicked their maniacal laughter as best I could.

315 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You'll really be able to take me places if I sign with you, Miss Handbasket?" asked Nick, the naïve young artist.

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Normally I don't worry about swallowing an occasional watermelon seed.

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The awkward silence in the crowded elevator felt more uncomfortable than usual.

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I was locked in the room with hordes of ants, beetles, centipedes and countless other creepy crawlers, ready for the feast to begin.

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[Announcement] The "Almond" Situation

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Oh God, it's the Devil again.

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Grandfather and grandson, born the same day 64 years apart.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While waiting for my roommate to return, I had a conversation with his visiting family about the importance of proper grammar in today's world.	344	TwoSentenceComedy
Leafing through bill after overdue medical bill I wondered how I was going to manage.	340	TwoSentenceSadness
The others eyed me suspiciously, so I pulled a knife from the nearest body and mimicked their maniacal laughter as best I could.	315	TwoSentenceHorror
"You'll really be able to take me places if I sign with you, Miss Handbasket?" asked Nick, the naïve young artist.	306	TwoSentenceComedy
Normally I don't worry about swallowing an occasional watermelon seed.	301	TwoSentenceHorror
The awkward silence in the crowded elevator felt more uncomfortable than usual.	295	TwoSentenceHorror
I was locked in the room with hordes of ants, beetles, centipedes and countless other creepy crawlers, ready for the feast to begin.	293	TwoSentenceHorror
[Announcement] The "Almond" Situation	291	TwoSentenceHorror
Oh God, it's the Devil again.	285	TwoSentenceComedy
Grandfather and grandson, born the same day 64 years apart.	279	TwoSentenceSadness