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The adults froze when one of the girls flauntingly announced she had "a bun in the oven".

118 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Like Eurydice, she strode soundlessly behind me with silent footsteps but undeniably there.

118 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Feeling a malevolent presence in the Chinese Embassy, I demanded to know if there were any spirits trying to frighten me.

118 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Every night I hold you tightly in my arms, vowing to never let you go.

117 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Paralyzed, I lay on the hospital bed unable to even blink.

116 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I was using a cotton swab to clean my ears

114 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When I got caught cheating by my girlfriend with her twin, I lamely claimed I simply confused them with each other.

114 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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A week was hardly enough time to get to know you.

114 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Every time my father recited that old, clichéd idiom I would roll my eyes.

112 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I wondered why nobody heard me shouting when I almost died after slipping in the shower.

111 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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