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From the hollow depths of his hood Death intoned, "I am not here for you."

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I was concerned my colleague was succumbing to hypothermia when he starting undressing while complaining about how hot it was despite the sub-zero temperature of the freezer we were confined in.

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I was shocked to receive a call from my girlfriend, considering she died last month.

109 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When Mrs Kinderschutz died, it was the first time anyone could remember not seeing the familiar flicker of candlelight coming from her bedroom window.

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"My failure to get those points after a touchdown might be psychological and I think this group could really help me," the jock explained, holding up the pamphlet.

108 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I randomly threw some ideas around to see what would stick.

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On his deathbed, my father sagely told me, "You must never, EVER look up."

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I was more than happy for us to go to bed angry.

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Leafing through the classifieds I saw a want ad seeking a sniper.

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The Last Lullaby

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
From the hollow depths of his hood Death intoned, "I am not here for you."	110	TwoSentenceComedy
I was concerned my colleague was succumbing to hypothermia when he starting undressing while complaining about how hot it was despite the sub-zero temperature of the freezer we were confined in.	110	TwoSentenceHorror
I was shocked to receive a call from my girlfriend, considering she died last month.	109	TwoSentenceHorror
When Mrs Kinderschutz died, it was the first time anyone could remember not seeing the familiar flicker of candlelight coming from her bedroom window.	109	TwoSentenceHorror
"My failure to get those points after a touchdown might be psychological and I think this group could really help me," the jock explained, holding up the pamphlet.	108	TwoSentenceComedy
I randomly threw some ideas around to see what would stick.	107	TwoSentenceComedy
On his deathbed, my father sagely told me, "You must never, EVER look up."	107	TwoSentenceComedy
I was more than happy for us to go to bed angry.	105	TwoSentenceSadness
Leafing through the classifieds I saw a want ad seeking a sniper.	104	TwoSentenceComedy
The Last Lullaby	103	TwoSentenceSadness