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I was arguing with my friends about being ambidextrous.

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The Last Lullaby

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"No, I said I enjoy self-dePREcating humor."

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Dropping me off at the doors on the first day of school, my mother did the unthinkable and loudly proclaimed, "Love you, bun-bun", before driving away.

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Safely home from war returned, I sought my wife whom I've longingly yearned.

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Mother, father, son, daughter

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Checking under my son's bed for monsters I don't know what scared me more.

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The Waiting Room

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Latent superpowers often manifest themselves in times of mortal danger or great emotional distress.

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I was shocked to discover two dead bodies on my basement floor.

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