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"Loving the memory of the man you used to be is no longer enough."

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My friend had proven he could stop and start time by appearing in front of me from down the block in the blink of an eye.

126 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The nightwatchman's eyes grew large when the bell from the safety coffin rang.

126 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY22] The single sprout shooting forth from the soil of the mass grave showed the persistence of life.

126 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He told me, "I'll be taking care of a hot chick tonight, if you know what I mean."

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The louder my parents argued, the tighter I held on to my teddy bear and prayed they would stop shouting at each other.

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During the airplane ride to where they were casting for a production of The Prisoner of Azkaban, my agent kept trying to dissuade me from auditioning for the role of Harry's godfather because I was female.

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When we heard the sirens, chaos ensued.

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The adults froze when one of the girls flauntingly announced she had "a bun in the oven".

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"...and that's how I met your mother sister."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Loving the memory of the man you used to be is no longer enough."	126	TwoSentenceSadness
My friend had proven he could stop and start time by appearing in front of me from down the block in the blink of an eye.	126	TwoSentenceComedy
The nightwatchman's eyes grew large when the bell from the safety coffin rang.	126	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY22] The single sprout shooting forth from the soil of the mass grave showed the persistence of life.	126	TwoSentenceHorror
He told me, "I'll be taking care of a hot chick tonight, if you know what I mean."	125	TwoSentenceComedy
The louder my parents argued, the tighter I held on to my teddy bear and prayed they would stop shouting at each other.	123	TwoSentenceSadness
During the airplane ride to where they were casting for a production of The Prisoner of Azkaban, my agent kept trying to dissuade me from auditioning for the role of Harry's godfather because I was female.	122	TwoSentenceComedy
When we heard the sirens, chaos ensued.	120	TwoSentenceHorror
The adults froze when one of the girls flauntingly announced she had "a bun in the oven".	118	TwoSentenceHorror
"...and that's how I met your mother sister."	118	TwoSentenceComedy