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Even though we sat in complete silence their sidelong glances spoke volumes.

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I don't think Jedi tell good jokes.

134 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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"$20 is $20," I quietly repeated to myself as I slowly started to kneel.

131 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My tormentors grew bored and tired after about fifty cuts.

130 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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They tried to torture me by looping through the most annoying songs known to man.

130 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I wonder if should hire myself out as an entertainer.

130 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Playing hide-and-seek with my daughter, I heard a small titter and saw her legs sticking out from behind the curtains.

130 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When the group of people started to follow me, dress like me and act like me, it went from weird, to amusing, to annoying.

129 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I never wanted kids.

128 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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The young maiden embraced me and gave thanks for freeing her from the cage.

128 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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