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I remember one time my mother pulled that "pregnant turkey" prank.

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I heroically yanked the young man off the ledge of the bridge.

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The substitute teacher was so strict and scary, even the most rebellious student dared not defy her.

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Sally M. Grundy

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I spent hours replaying and reviewing the footage we shot inside the abandoned hospital trying to pinpoint what was bothering me about it.

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After months of hormone therapy, he was given the final operation.

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I frantically searched through hundreds upon hundreds of clocks trying to determine which one was the bomb.

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Looking across the room at Rebekah, Kaylee thought, "God, I wish I had her curves."

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"With a name like 'Moosie' it's no wonder he became a complete penis-potato," stated the jock I was tutoring.

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A solid five minutes had passed after I collapsed on the floor clutching my chest, yet nobody at the table budged an inch.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I remember one time my mother pulled that "pregnant turkey" prank.	152	TwoSentenceComedy
I heroically yanked the young man off the ledge of the bridge.	151	TwoSentenceComedy
The substitute teacher was so strict and scary, even the most rebellious student dared not defy her.	149	TwoSentenceHorror
Sally M. Grundy	149	TwoSentenceHorror
I spent hours replaying and reviewing the footage we shot inside the abandoned hospital trying to pinpoint what was bothering me about it.	145	TwoSentenceHorror
After months of hormone therapy, he was given the final operation.	143	TwoSentenceHorror
I frantically searched through hundreds upon hundreds of clocks trying to determine which one was the bomb.	140	TwoSentenceHorror
Looking across the room at Rebekah, Kaylee thought, "God, I wish I had her curves."	138	TwoSentenceSadness
"With a name like 'Moosie' it's no wonder he became a complete penis-potato," stated the jock I was tutoring.	136	TwoSentenceComedy
A solid five minutes had passed after I collapsed on the floor clutching my chest, yet nobody at the table budged an inch.	136	TwoSentenceComedy