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I tried to stifle my snickering when I ordered the "flied lice" off the menu.

160 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My sister slipped me a passage to recite for our mom's birthday that was full of "S" alliterations.

159 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After losing to me — again — he went into graphic detail about the things he would do to my mother.

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Once again my parents burst into my room, yelling and screaming and cursing at me.

156 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father used to beat me because he didn't think I was "man enough".

156 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I always believed I was the last living human left on this planet.

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The conjoined twins were great at group activities.

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My ability to "see" the people a knife has killed was put to the test when a freshly forged blade was placed in my hands.

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I stormed up the stairs ready to tear my son a new one for ignoring my repeated calls to come down for supper.

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The only thing my father ever gave me, his only son, was a name that would guarantee I'd be bullied a lot.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I tried to stifle my snickering when I ordered the "flied lice" off the menu.	160	TwoSentenceComedy
My sister slipped me a passage to recite for our mom's birthday that was full of "S" alliterations.	159	TwoSentenceComedy
After losing to me — again — he went into graphic detail about the things he would do to my mother.	157	TwoSentenceComedy
Once again my parents burst into my room, yelling and screaming and cursing at me.	156	TwoSentenceHorror
My father used to beat me because he didn't think I was "man enough".	156	TwoSentenceSadness
I always believed I was the last living human left on this planet.	155	TwoSentenceHorror
The conjoined twins were great at group activities.	155	TwoSentenceComedy
My ability to "see" the people a knife has killed was put to the test when a freshly forged blade was placed in my hands.	154	TwoSentenceHorror
I stormed up the stairs ready to tear my son a new one for ignoring my repeated calls to come down for supper.	154	TwoSentenceSadness
The only thing my father ever gave me, his only son, was a name that would guarantee I'd be bullied a lot.	152	TwoSentenceComedy