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Her agile fingers danced about, intricately weaving in and out, as though she were conducting a silent symphony that no one had written yet.

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"...so when my office crush asked me for a favor I automatically said 'yes' without really understanding what I was agreeing to."

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I have seen love blossom and I have seen love thrive.

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Never had my wife glared at me with more hatred than when I forgot to pick up some salt from the store.

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I tried to explain that it was the chair but my friends remained unconvinced.

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Every day I prayed and I prayed for the beatings to stop.

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My son revealed he was a vampire when he bit into my neck and started to drain my blood.

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[Contest Entry] Hope couldn't wait for her father to get off work because he "double-pinky promised" he would buy her an ice cream cake for her 8th birthday.

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[OCT21] Even though I knew the game was rigged I put more money down because I wanted to win the Kewpie doll that looked like my brother.

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"And why are you returning all these baby products?" questioned the clerk, almost accusingly.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Her agile fingers danced about, intricately weaving in and out, as though she were conducting a silent symphony that no one had written yet.	177	TwoSentenceHorror
"...so when my office crush asked me for a favor I automatically said 'yes' without really understanding what I was agreeing to."	177	TwoSentenceComedy
I have seen love blossom and I have seen love thrive.	175	TwoSentenceSadness
Never had my wife glared at me with more hatred than when I forgot to pick up some salt from the store.	173	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to explain that it was the chair but my friends remained unconvinced.	170	TwoSentenceComedy
Every day I prayed and I prayed for the beatings to stop.	169	TwoSentenceHorror
My son revealed he was a vampire when he bit into my neck and started to drain my blood.	167	TwoSentenceComedy
[Contest Entry] Hope couldn't wait for her father to get off work because he "double-pinky promised" he would buy her an ice cream cake for her 8th birthday.	164	TwoSentenceSadness
[OCT21] Even though I knew the game was rigged I put more money down because I wanted to win the Kewpie doll that looked like my brother.	164	TwoSentenceHorror
"And why are you returning all these baby products?" questioned the clerk, almost accusingly.	161	TwoSentenceSadness