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Satan appeared before me and my family demanding a soul.

94 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I snapped awake to find myself in a room full of gruesomely dismembered party guests.

94 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Hand Holding

94 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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When I told him I'd sell my soul for it, Santa said, "You want the OTHER guy in red."

93 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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After the Animal Revolution, humanity became ruled by their previously domesticated pets.

93 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I became an astronaut because I wanted to see the universe.

93 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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How could a 24-inch wave of water move cars?

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I always believed in shooting for the moon because even if you miss, you'll be among the stars.

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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With his bright, glowing smile matching the sun in the sky my son joined me in enjoying the morning.

90 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Instead of wasting money on peasants by building an expensive guillotine, the alternative was hanging by piano wire with weights attached to their feet.

90 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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