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Inanimate objects do nothing more than the function they were created for regardless of much we anthropomorphize them.

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I had been on enough blind dates to know that most people pretend to be someone they are not.

56 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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At the beginning of December my nemesis, claiming a moment of clarity, gave me a peanut butter smoothie as a peace offering.

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My buddy annoyingly made the studfinder beep whenever he pointed at himself.

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Barbie has had many powerful careers such as doctor, astronaut and business executive.

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The quality of my work was concrete.

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I saw what was about to unfold and was about to scream out a warning that would have saved them.

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[MORPH] I wondered what I would become when bathed in the light of the blood-red moon.

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Everyone thought that working at the cemetery would be an easy job.

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Hope knew her tantrums made people do whatever she wanted.

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