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Hope knew her tantrums made people do whatever she wanted.

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Embarking on an incredible journey of countless miles, through weather both fair and foul, the golden retriever finally found the new home of his owners after being accidentally left behind.

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Why did the thief always take a shower when he robbed someone?

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We cowered in the corner of the classroom as the sound gunfire rang in the hallway outside.

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I was frightened by the strange man who punched through my wall.

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I took a big bite of the flesh but spat it right out.

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The room designated as "Dead Meat" was where they were tossing the corpses.

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I cursed my sleep apnea when, once again, I woke up choking and coughing.

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[SEP21] Before their school trip, the class had been discussing if "the sins of the father" applied to the children's children and beyond.

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"No, I'm not mad at you."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Hope knew her tantrums made people do whatever she wanted.	54	TwoSentenceSadness
Embarking on an incredible journey of countless miles, through weather both fair and foul, the golden retriever finally found the new home of his owners after being accidentally left behind.	54	TwoSentenceSadness
Why did the thief always take a shower when he robbed someone?	53	TwoSentenceComedy
We cowered in the corner of the classroom as the sound gunfire rang in the hallway outside.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
I was frightened by the strange man who punched through my wall.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
I took a big bite of the flesh but spat it right out.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
The room designated as "Dead Meat" was where they were tossing the corpses.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
I cursed my sleep apnea when, once again, I woke up choking and coughing.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP21] Before their school trip, the class had been discussing if "the sins of the father" applied to the children's children and beyond.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
"No, I'm not mad at you."	52	TwoSentenceSadness