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Discovering he had an identical twin brother, I half-jokingly wished for, yet somehow was granted, the ability to always know which one was my husband.

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The Graveyard Shift

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Try, Try Again

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It doesn't matter what I say because you never listen to my anyway.

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I, a white male, asked the black female if she picked her cotton yet.

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Words flowed, like blood from a wound, as I wrote like man possessed.

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I remember when I was a child, my mother sang me lullabies every night to help me sleep.

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I will do my duty and mourn you, maybe even weep at your funeral.

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The key to a successful marriage is good communication between partners.

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Along with the torture, rape and being burned at the stake came the realization that Satan was right.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Discovering he had an identical twin brother, I half-jokingly wished for, yet somehow was granted, the ability to always know which one was my husband.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
The Graveyard Shift	57	TwoSentenceHorror
Try, Try Again	57	TwoSentenceHorror
It doesn't matter what I say because you never listen to my anyway.	57	TwoSentenceSadness
I, a white male, asked the black female if she picked her cotton yet.	57	TwoSentenceComedy
Words flowed, like blood from a wound, as I wrote like man possessed.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
I remember when I was a child, my mother sang me lullabies every night to help me sleep.	57	TwoSentenceSadness
I will do my duty and mourn you, maybe even weep at your funeral.	56	TwoSentenceSadness
The key to a successful marriage is good communication between partners.	56	TwoSentenceComedy
Along with the torture, rape and being burned at the stake came the realization that Satan was right.	56	TwoSentenceHorror