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Groggily opening my eyes, I was shocked to see my son, home from the hospital, cooking in the kitchen.

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I cheered when Santa bested Satan in combat believing myself to be saved.

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I wish I wasn't so weak.

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I was devastated when my mom passed away unexpectedly.

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There were dozens of children assisting their parents with the cutting and mixing and pouring and stirring.

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I watched in silent fascination as my daughter gave birth to my granddaughter.

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Impatient drivers angrily honked their horns at the group of idiots wearing VR helmets disrupting traffic.

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Like Damocles, the huge sword hung above my head, held by a single horse's hair.

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She exclaimed how cruel it was after I explained how teacup dogs were so small due to malnutrition.

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"OK, I'll concede that 'the one you use to hold the whip' is technically correct."

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