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The shadowy shapes that surrounded my bed in the darkest of night did not pose any threats.

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I have run marathons, swam oceans, and climbed mountains.

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Since both my parents were already dead, I thought there would be no harm in wishing to be Batman.

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[MAY23] We had prepared a magnificent banquet to show the colonizers that we were a cultured people and not the primitive savages that they had perceived us to be when they first set foot upon our lands.

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After getting slapped in the face for the thirteenth time, you'd think I'd quit mouthing off to my mother.

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Arriving on the set of the sports movie with a former teammate, the athlete-turned-actor explained, "You said when you hired me that you also wanted another very similar dude."

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As the lead zookeeper, I made the staff aware that the animals could become frightened during severe thunderstorms, like the strange one we had last night.

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The audio was being broadcasted back into the room with the volume increased a hundredfold.

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They ordered me to drop the guns and turn around.

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The sheet floating gently onto the bed was my favorite part of laundry day.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The shadowy shapes that surrounded my bed in the darkest of night did not pose any threats.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I have run marathons, swam oceans, and climbed mountains.	12	TwoSentenceSadness
Since both my parents were already dead, I thought there would be no harm in wishing to be Batman.	12	TwoSentenceComedy
[MAY23] We had prepared a magnificent banquet to show the colonizers that we were a cultured people and not the primitive savages that they had perceived us to be when they first set foot upon our lands.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
After getting slapped in the face for the thirteenth time, you'd think I'd quit mouthing off to my mother.	11	TwoSentenceSadness
Arriving on the set of the sports movie with a former teammate, the athlete-turned-actor explained, "You said when you hired me that you also wanted another very similar dude."	11	TwoSentenceComedy
As the lead zookeeper, I made the staff aware that the animals could become frightened during severe thunderstorms, like the strange one we had last night.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The audio was being broadcasted back into the room with the volume increased a hundredfold.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
They ordered me to drop the guns and turn around.	11	TwoSentenceComedy
The sheet floating gently onto the bed was my favorite part of laundry day.	11	TwoSentenceHorror