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Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.

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[OCT22] Slowly she made her way to the altar, her sure-footed steps not prone to falter.

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Watching the vicious violence unravel in the snuff film made me sick to my stomach.

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To figure out why I was always alone, I tried to phrase my predicament as an SAT analogy.

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"When cooked properly, the meat just falls off the bone."

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The other customers applauded when I told off the "Karen" that was holding up the line.

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"Stop asking questions and just do it already!" he shouted.

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I laughed at my friends because they basically described "A Nightmare on Elm Street" but with pets.

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There was an old note pinned to the bulletin board.

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[DEC23] Miles away from where any map indicated, I was more than elated to discover the treasure trove of silver and double that in golden doubloons.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Whenever it's my turn to host a holiday dinner I seem to always run out of a key ingredient requiring me to make a mad dash to the store.	11	TwoSentenceComedy
[OCT22] Slowly she made her way to the altar, her sure-footed steps not prone to falter.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
Watching the vicious violence unravel in the snuff film made me sick to my stomach.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
To figure out why I was always alone, I tried to phrase my predicament as an SAT analogy.	11	TwoSentenceSadness
"When cooked properly, the meat just falls off the bone."	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The other customers applauded when I told off the "Karen" that was holding up the line.	11	TwoSentenceComedy
"Stop asking questions and just do it already!" he shouted.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I laughed at my friends because they basically described "A Nightmare on Elm Street" but with pets.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
There was an old note pinned to the bulletin board.	11	TwoSentenceComedy
[DEC23] Miles away from where any map indicated, I was more than elated to discover the treasure trove of silver and double that in golden doubloons.	11	TwoSentenceHorror