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Stop saying you don't have Alzheimer's, Dad.

476 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I simply asked "You OK, OP?" and, before long, they began unloading all their trauma, trials and tribulations.

468 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I was placed in the cell the same time the previous prisoner — a broken, tortured old man — was being removed.

442 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Like Eurydice, she strode soundlessly behind me with silent footsteps but undeniably there.

429 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I saw my mother sneak out of the broom closet with one of the judges, both looking disheveled.

426 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Studying my hands, I wasn't pondering how old and wrinkled they had become.

422 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Students and teacher alike mocked and ridiculed me when I accidentally blurted out "a lightsaber" instead of "a life saver".

409 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I asked the Devil why he wanted me to witness the punishments of all those tortured souls on our walk through Hell.

407 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I remembered well how, when I was ten years old, my father went to store to buy me some milk and never returned home.

406 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"No son of mine will ever wear makeup, and take off that damned wig!" demanded the irate father.

387 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Stop saying you don't have Alzheimer's, Dad.	476	TwoSentenceHorror
I simply asked "You OK, OP?" and, before long, they began unloading all their trauma, trials and tribulations.	468	TwoSentenceSadness
I was placed in the cell the same time the previous prisoner — a broken, tortured old man — was being removed.	442	TwoSentenceHorror
Like Eurydice, she strode soundlessly behind me with silent footsteps but undeniably there.	429	TwoSentenceSadness
I saw my mother sneak out of the broom closet with one of the judges, both looking disheveled.	426	TwoSentenceSadness
Studying my hands, I wasn't pondering how old and wrinkled they had become.	422	TwoSentenceSadness
Students and teacher alike mocked and ridiculed me when I accidentally blurted out "a lightsaber" instead of "a life saver".	409	TwoSentenceSadness
I asked the Devil why he wanted me to witness the punishments of all those tortured souls on our walk through Hell.	407	TwoSentenceHorror
I remembered well how, when I was ten years old, my father went to store to buy me some milk and never returned home.	406	TwoSentenceSadness
"No son of mine will ever wear makeup, and take off that damned wig!" demanded the irate father.	387	TwoSentenceComedy