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My Chinese horticulturalist friend reassured me that the garden was salvageable using his controversial methods.

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I wanted to quit cold turkey.

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Grinning at all our incorrect guesses, we finally gave up.

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I deplore the censorship of words such as "t*ts", "b**bies", "p*ckers", and "h**ters".

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I the masseuse why she turned me into a frog.

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They had the audacity to insinuate that I, a learned scholar, did not know what the "f-word" was, when I most definitely do.

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People who pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal are often criticized for it.

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After retiring from the ring, but before opening Adrian's, Rocky tried his hand at selling refreshing beverages.

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I like to keep my jokes printed on perforated paper.

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I was surprised when I overheard my mother describe me as a prolific writer to her friends.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Chinese horticulturalist friend reassured me that the garden was salvageable using his controversial methods.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I wanted to quit cold turkey.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
Grinning at all our incorrect guesses, we finally gave up.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I deplore the censorship of words such as "tts", "bbies", "pckers", and "h**ters".	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I the masseuse why she turned me into a frog.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
They had the audacity to insinuate that I, a learned scholar, did not know what the "f-word" was, when I most definitely do.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
People who pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal are often criticized for it.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
After retiring from the ring, but before opening Adrian's, Rocky tried his hand at selling refreshing beverages.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I like to keep my jokes printed on perforated paper.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I was surprised when I overheard my mother describe me as a prolific writer to her friends.	1	TwoSentenceComedy