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I've often been told I was the spitting image of my great-grandfather.

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I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.

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"I'm going to ride you hard and make you sore in places you never thought possible," declared the man inches from my face.

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The twins kept clacking away on the their noisy keyboards in unison under the guise of doing their homework, yet knowing full well how much it distracted me from my own studies.

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Despite reassurances of more money forthcoming, I left my long-tenured job at the hazardous waste disposal unit.

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My neighbor posted his controversial, often offensive social media posts exclusively using MacBooks.

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I yelled at my kids to "quit bugging me!"

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How can a 17-character code help you identify your vehicle?

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The inconsolable woman cried while the belligerent man demanded my phone.

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With surgical precision, the doctor popped out both of my eyeballs from their sockets without damaging the nerve, allowing me to still see.

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I've often been told I was the spitting image of my great-grandfather.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I was worried about my grandmother because she was just sitting in her favorite rocker constantly pressing "re-dial" on the phone with a goofy grin on her face.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
"I'm going to ride you hard and make you sore in places you never thought possible," declared the man inches from my face.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
The twins kept clacking away on the their noisy keyboards in unison under the guise of doing their homework, yet knowing full well how much it distracted me from my own studies.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
Despite reassurances of more money forthcoming, I left my long-tenured job at the hazardous waste disposal unit.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
My neighbor posted his controversial, often offensive social media posts exclusively using MacBooks.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I yelled at my kids to "quit bugging me!"	1	TwoSentenceComedy
How can a 17-character code help you identify your vehicle?	1	TwoSentenceComedy
The inconsolable woman cried while the belligerent man demanded my phone.	1	TwoSentenceSadness
With surgical precision, the doctor popped out both of my eyeballs from their sockets without damaging the nerve, allowing me to still see.	1	TwoSentenceHorror