/u/Ovenbakedgoodness90's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Status, happy. No signs of distress. Have a nice day"

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As the only immortal in existence, you could say that I am a bit of a celebrity.

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"Thanks for the gold kind stranger"

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As a bookbinders apprentice I am slowly picking up the tricks of the trade.

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Judging by my closest you would think I had a really bad shoe addiction

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“Son there is no Hope left for me, but there is still some Hope left for you”

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They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

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July - 15 - 2020: Earth is currently 152.06 million km away from the Sun

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I have hypersensitve hearing; I can hear a train going passed 20 miles away.

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It was late, but when everyone else was asleep it was the best time to grab a midnight snack.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Status, happy. No signs of distress. Have a nice day"	1104
As the only immortal in existence, you could say that I am a bit of a celebrity.	958
"Thanks for the gold kind stranger"	532
As a bookbinders apprentice I am slowly picking up the tricks of the trade.	321
Judging by my closest you would think I had a really bad shoe addiction	126
“Son there is no Hope left for me, but there is still some Hope left for you”	39
They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach	24
July - 15 - 2020: Earth is currently 152.06 million km away from the Sun	22
I have hypersensitve hearing; I can hear a train going passed 20 miles away.	20
It was late, but when everyone else was asleep it was the best time to grab a midnight snack.	19