/u/OzKangal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] There's a knock on your door in the middle of the night. When you answer, you see a simple cardboard box with a note taped to it. It reads "1. ONLY OPEN AT NIGHT; 2. FEED ONCE A NIGHT NO MATTER WHAT; 3. PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM." You open the box, revealing a litter of... baby vampires.
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[WP] You're good dog, one of the best. You spent 11 long years fetching, sitting, "get[ting] down", and giving sloppy kisses. But, when the humans leave, you scour the internet. It's time to retire. Maybe settle down on a farm somewhere? Live out eternity chasing rabbits and rolling in horse manure.
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(WP) "Your momma's so fat, she can play ping-pong with the planets." Usually, this type of thing doesn't bother you, but this one rings a little too true - you're a demi-god, after all, and your mother is the literal planet Earth.
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(WP) You are an extra-terrestrial. Visiting a single star system, you land on the third planet from the sole sun. Readings are off the charts! The planet is teeming with life. Excited, you prepare to depart until you notice a bipedal organism - a primate, you think - staring at you from tall grasses
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[WP] It's the era before human history. Seven hominid subspecies all lived in peace with one another until... THEY... emerged from the seas and skies: beings of immense power demanding tribute on pain of annihilation. You are a direct decendent of anatomically modern humans, a leader, in this era.
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