| My mother's burnt offerings | 1409 | | | | |
| I’m a wilderness guide. I used to hand out lists of made-up rules as a promotional stunt. Then something horrible happened. | 1028 | | | | |
| We protect our family | 461 | | | | |
| Someone keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink. | 185 | | | | |
| I said it with flowers. That was a mistake. | 111 | | | | |
| How do you get a banjo player off your porch? | 93 | | | | |
| Bubba the Bloodsucker | 74 | | | | |
| How do you get a banjo player off your porch? | 57 | | | | |
| I tried to hide in Arkansas: Part 1 | 57 | | | | |
| I hired a hillbilly to ghostwrite my new erotica series, and it’s not going very well. | 50 | | | | |
