/u/Ozchakid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We keep all of our guns in the cupboard, in case of an emergency.

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"Nice shot, son!"

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"Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can."

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I opened the chest, hoping for some treasure.

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I've always wanted to break free of my addictions and self corrupting habits.

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With a final twist, I put the wrench aside and wiped the sweat off my brow.

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Ever since I heard of my family's murder, I swore to avenge them.

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I suppose I can say that my dog ate my homework without lying.

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I'm an author of horror stories, and I need more inspiration.

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'This just in, a serial killer is loose and headed for the North farms", the news anchor said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We keep all of our guns in the cupboard, in case of an emergency.	121
"Nice shot, son!"	49
"Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can."	34
I opened the chest, hoping for some treasure.	27
I've always wanted to break free of my addictions and self corrupting habits.	26
With a final twist, I put the wrench aside and wiped the sweat off my brow.	26
Ever since I heard of my family's murder, I swore to avenge them.	26
I suppose I can say that my dog ate my homework without lying.	23
I'm an author of horror stories, and I need more inspiration.	19
'This just in, a serial killer is loose and headed for the North farms", the news anchor said.	18