/u/Ozem_son_of_Jesse's posts in /r/monkeyspaw

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I wish I could use the force in real life

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I wish that an election where both candidates are tied in the electoral college would be resolved by a contest of who could break a piñata the fastest

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I wish that Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B were not celebrities

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I wish there was a moon the size of Earth orbiting Jupiter

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I wish a random uninhabited island would sink into the ocean

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I wish we understood exactly how the Mayan civilization collapsed

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I wish Earth was a globe in a giant alien's classroom

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I wish that head lice didn't exist

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I wish that all rain storms had just rain, no lightning

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I wish that fire trucks couldn't catch on fire

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish I could use the force in real life	7
I wish that an election where both candidates are tied in the electoral college would be resolved by a contest of who could break a piñata the fastest	6
I wish that Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B were not celebrities	6
I wish there was a moon the size of Earth orbiting Jupiter	5
I wish a random uninhabited island would sink into the ocean	5
I wish we understood exactly how the Mayan civilization collapsed	4
I wish Earth was a globe in a giant alien's classroom	3
I wish that head lice didn't exist	3
I wish that all rain storms had just rain, no lightning	3
I wish that fire trucks couldn't catch on fire	2