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I went skydiving for the very first time and was strapped to another guy.

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I have got 5 anti-vax cousins and they are so fun to be around

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"Hey Son, your friends are waiting for you to start the water balloon game."

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"Hey kids, you ready to eat?"

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A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walked into a bar.

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I went to a restaurant for lunch with my sister and my daughter.

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I used to be able to go to a store with a dollar and exit with like a bag of chips and some chocolates

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A young girl hears her mother calling her name from downstairs, so she gets up and start to head down.

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I love the way my baby sleeps. She looks so peaceful.

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I was out partying all night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went skydiving for the very first time and was strapped to another guy.	865
I have got 5 anti-vax cousins and they are so fun to be around	392
"Hey Son, your friends are waiting for you to start the water balloon game."	80
"Hey kids, you ready to eat?"	42
A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walked into a bar.	30
I went to a restaurant for lunch with my sister and my daughter.	17
I used to be able to go to a store with a dollar and exit with like a bag of chips and some chocolates	7
A young girl hears her mother calling her name from downstairs, so she gets up and start to head down.	5
I love the way my baby sleeps. She looks so peaceful.	4
I was out partying all night.	2