/u/PM_ME_AL's posts
[WP] Technology exists to extend human lifespans indefinitely. Unfortunately, for every year gained, a donor needs to spend 10 years undergoing some pretty unpleasant treatment.
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[EU] Bertie Wooster is cheerfully settling down in a comfy chair with a large snifter of brandy, on the deck of the ever more tilting RMS Titanic. Jeeves is not altogether enthusiastic about this state of affairs.
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[WP] There exists no technical solution to record or transcribe television shows. They are broadcast only once, and then spoken of in rumors.
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[WP] To settle the matter, a massive competition was organized. Every person of age on the planet would have to participate, in order to name a single winner.
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[WP] So I'm a public agent and don't know who I work for, get my instructions from street signs, newspapers and pieces of conversation I snap out of the air the way a vulture will tear entrails from other open mouths.
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[WP] You are simply unable to grasp the concept of rhymes. Your friends really like to make fun of you during conversations, without you even noticing.
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Looking back, perhaps you should have figured out by the singular topic of the conference, and how you found out about it, that it's really just a front for something very sinister. But it's too late to get your registration fee back now, so ...
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[WP] You have the unique gift that inanimate objects are able to speak to you. You can't hear them though, which really ticks some of them off.
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