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We hadn't expected my wife to deliver twins!

1443 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I lost my bird. He was only 37. Can anyone guess what happened...? I couldn't bring myself to do an autopsy. I buried him.

369 upvotes • r/parrots

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One day, Earth's gravity suddenly reversed for all of humanity.

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"I miss you more than anything in the world," my wife breathed softly over the phone, taking my own breath away.

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So, you think anyone else's ever murdered a complete stranger for the same reason I'm going to kill you?

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When the dead came back to life, that crowded the planet with every human that'd ever lived.

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[DEC23] I didn't mind working on his spare pasture too, since the farmer enthusiastically offered me double pay.

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[DEC 23] I didn't mind working on his spare pasture too, since the farmer enthusiastically offered me double pay.

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When people in my life die, it's like being a dog.

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Today I woke up from an ancient slumber, and chewed my way out through my eggshell.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We hadn't expected my wife to deliver twins!	1443	TwoSentenceHorror
I lost my bird. He was only 37. Can anyone guess what happened...? I couldn't bring myself to do an autopsy. I buried him.	369	parrots
One day, Earth's gravity suddenly reversed for all of humanity.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
"I miss you more than anything in the world," my wife breathed softly over the phone, taking my own breath away.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
So, you think anyone else's ever murdered a complete stranger for the same reason I'm going to kill you?	23	TwoSentenceHorror
When the dead came back to life, that crowded the planet with every human that'd ever lived.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] I didn't mind working on his spare pasture too, since the farmer enthusiastically offered me double pay.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC 23] I didn't mind working on his spare pasture too, since the farmer enthusiastically offered me double pay.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
When people in my life die, it's like being a dog.	1	TwoSentenceSadness
Today I woke up from an ancient slumber, and chewed my way out through my eggshell.	1	TwoSentenceHorror