/u/PablomentFanquedelic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After so long at sea, I was so excited to get quality food again that I admittedly ate rudely at our hostess's table.

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I gasped for breath, my head bobbing above the surface as I barely remained afloat.

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These past few days have been nonstop festivity to celebrate the sacred duty I've been chosen to fulfill.

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As much as I love the caring woman who's taken me in, I'm a bit confused about the medical procedure she thinks I need.

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I'm so excited about this new treatment for the mental issues that've tormented me my whole life.

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After my friend went missing, I flew out to the store in Los Angeles where he was last seen.

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Marriage seems to be quite the positive influence on my daughter.

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As my master's favorite, I'd hoped to be rewarded with freedom after he died.

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My overly cheerful new neighbor seems to really like cat-themed decorations.

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Though already at the age when hair had started growing on his face and body, the kid still jumped at the opportunity to run away and live at an amusement park.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After so long at sea, I was so excited to get quality food again that I admittedly ate rudely at our hostess's table.	1379
I gasped for breath, my head bobbing above the surface as I barely remained afloat.	115
These past few days have been nonstop festivity to celebrate the sacred duty I've been chosen to fulfill.	78
As much as I love the caring woman who's taken me in, I'm a bit confused about the medical procedure she thinks I need.	73
I'm so excited about this new treatment for the mental issues that've tormented me my whole life.	31
After my friend went missing, I flew out to the store in Los Angeles where he was last seen.	28
Marriage seems to be quite the positive influence on my daughter.	27
As my master's favorite, I'd hoped to be rewarded with freedom after he died.	22
My overly cheerful new neighbor seems to really like cat-themed decorations.	19
Though already at the age when hair had started growing on his face and body, the kid still jumped at the opportunity to run away and live at an amusement park.	16