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My sister always said she loved to be the centre of the attention. So why won’t she stop crying now that her missing posters are all over town?

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They say salt circles are supposed to protect you, but I know that’s not true.

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My girlfriend won’t talk to me, which is fine.

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No one ever questioned my unusually large collection of teeth.

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They say wine tastes better as it ages. I wonder if human blood does the same.

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I went to visit my childhood friend today, I hadn’t seen him in a while.

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“No one will ever believe you,” He said with a smile as he slammed my face down into my steering wheel, rendering me unconscious.

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I brought a car from someone from Craigslist today, the only problem with it was the trunk didn’t open easily.

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For Sale: One child’s coffin.

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They wouldn’t wear their face masks willingly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My sister always said she loved to be the centre of the attention. So why won’t she stop crying now that her missing posters are all over town?	763
They say salt circles are supposed to protect you, but I know that’s not true.	225
My girlfriend won’t talk to me, which is fine.	134
No one ever questioned my unusually large collection of teeth.	102
They say wine tastes better as it ages. I wonder if human blood does the same.	68
I went to visit my childhood friend today, I hadn’t seen him in a while.	48
“No one will ever believe you,” He said with a smile as he slammed my face down into my steering wheel, rendering me unconscious.	19
I brought a car from someone from Craigslist today, the only problem with it was the trunk didn’t open easily.	18
For Sale: One child’s coffin.	16
They wouldn’t wear their face masks willingly.	15