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[TT] For the past hour and a half you have been having one of your best conversations with a tree. However, you are a woodcutter and the tree is a tree, so the conversation really should be ending soon...

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[WP] "Mom, Dad, I have something I have to ask you: What is that thing in between you two?" The creature made contact with both my parents, and opened something resembling a mouth and in unison with my parents said: "What are you talking about?"

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[WP] There has been a small mix up in packages: A Demigod received a Pet Rock, meanwhile a mortal received a pet Roc.

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[WP] With his undead servant's body starting to break down, the Necromancer decides to go shopping for potential vessels. He has his preferences, and the undead is attempting to subtly push his own.

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[WP] After you buy a used wireless printer, you later find it printed out a ton of stuff. Rather than shredding it, you decide to read some of it.

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[WP] "So kissing ends ANY spell or curse?" "Yep."

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[WP] A druid attempts to save nature by preventing the DM from scrapping his failing campaign.

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[WP] "The hard part about being a necromancer isn't sneaking into a graveyard, performing a ritual in the middle of the night, or those damn paladins with misunderstandings about what we do. It is the stealing of the soul from the afterlife."

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[TT] Most say "Seeing is Believing", however you follow "Hearing is Believing" instead. Everyone is in awe of an amazing event that just occurred, however you notice it didn't even make a single peep.

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[WP] It is the end of the world. Your world.

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[TT] For the past hour and a half you have been having one of your best conversations with a tree. However, you are a woodcutter and the tree is a tree, so the conversation really should be ending soon...	12
[WP] "Mom, Dad, I have something I have to ask you: What is that thing in between you two?" The creature made contact with both my parents, and opened something resembling a mouth and in unison with my parents said: "What are you talking about?"	12
[WP] There has been a small mix up in packages: A Demigod received a Pet Rock, meanwhile a mortal received a pet Roc.	12
[WP] With his undead servant's body starting to break down, the Necromancer decides to go shopping for potential vessels. He has his preferences, and the undead is attempting to subtly push his own.	12
[WP] After you buy a used wireless printer, you later find it printed out a ton of stuff. Rather than shredding it, you decide to read some of it.	12
[WP] "So kissing ends ANY spell or curse?" "Yep."	12
[WP] A druid attempts to save nature by preventing the DM from scrapping his failing campaign.	12
[WP] "The hard part about being a necromancer isn't sneaking into a graveyard, performing a ritual in the middle of the night, or those damn paladins with misunderstandings about what we do. It is the stealing of the soul from the afterlife."	12
[TT] Most say "Seeing is Believing", however you follow "Hearing is Believing" instead. Everyone is in awe of an amazing event that just occurred, however you notice it didn't even make a single peep.	12
[WP] It is the end of the world. Your world.	12