/u/PageTheKenku's posts
[WP] "Today we fight the lich, and save this land! Hero will you lead the- wait where are you going?" "Like hell I'm going to fight a lich!"
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[TT] For the past hour and a half you have been having one of your best conversations with a tree. However, you are a woodcutter and the tree is a tree, so the conversation really should be ending soon...
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[WP] After you buy a used wireless printer, you later find it printed out a ton of stuff. Rather than shredding it, you decide to read some of it.
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[WP] "Mom, Dad, I have something I have to ask you: What is that thing in between you two?" The creature made contact with both my parents, and opened something resembling a mouth and in unison with my parents said: "What are you talking about?"
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[TT] Most say "Seeing is Believing", however you follow "Hearing is Believing" instead. Everyone is in awe of an amazing event that just occurred, however you notice it didn't even make a single peep.
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[WP] "The hard part about being a necromancer isn't sneaking into a graveyard, performing a ritual in the middle of the night, or those damn paladins with misunderstandings about what we do. It is the stealing of the soul from the afterlife."
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[WP] There has been a small mix up in packages: A Demigod received a Pet Rock, meanwhile a mortal received a pet Roc.
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[WP] You asked what hair style they would like, they showed a picture of what they wanted, and then you went straight into cutting. After 20 minutes, you finish and show what they look like, but they want more hair trimmed off. 2 hours later he is continually begging you to cut more off.
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