/u/PahdyGnome's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Finally the world would know my genius as they beheld my greatest invention: a suit that allowed the wearer to pass seamlessly through solid matter by exploiting the empty space between atoms.

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[DEC2020] As I lay down in the cryogenic bed the nurse reassured me with a smile, "a thousand years will have passed before you know it."

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This is my first sentence.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except no one's in their home; every Who in Whoville's gathered 'round a monument of chrome.

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"PROPERTY OF GALACTICORP: COLONY 1337 - If found please return to galactic coordinates 17h 45.7m, −29.01"

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Between the hypoxia and the hypothermia, the frozen fragments of my shattered hand seemed strangely fascinating as they glistened in the snow.

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"Take note class, that the patient's pupils dilate within normal parameters and you may even notice that the eyes are in fact following me as I walk to and fro"

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"The darkness keeps me safe," my mantra echoes through my head as I sit motionless and terrified in the pitch black room.

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There lies in the fire a man called a liar, for heresy one's burned alive at the pyre

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You could kill me with one word.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Finally the world would know my genius as they beheld my greatest invention: a suit that allowed the wearer to pass seamlessly through solid matter by exploiting the empty space between atoms.	7453
[DEC2020] As I lay down in the cryogenic bed the nurse reassured me with a smile, "a thousand years will have passed before you know it."	6986
This is my first sentence.	2878
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except no one's in their home; every Who in Whoville's gathered 'round a monument of chrome.	1428
"PROPERTY OF GALACTICORP: COLONY 1337 - If found please return to galactic coordinates 17h 45.7m, −29.01"	638
Between the hypoxia and the hypothermia, the frozen fragments of my shattered hand seemed strangely fascinating as they glistened in the snow.	396
"Take note class, that the patient's pupils dilate within normal parameters and you may even notice that the eyes are in fact following me as I walk to and fro"	242
"The darkness keeps me safe," my mantra echoes through my head as I sit motionless and terrified in the pitch black room.	215
There lies in the fire a man called a liar, for heresy one's burned alive at the pyre	166
You could kill me with one word.	130