/u/Pajama-Han's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Befriending crows is very rewarding, sometimes they give me gifts of coins or jewelry.

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At first I thought I had only dreamt that I was abducted by aliens.

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My job is the best, I can fuck all the girls I want and none of them say no!

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"Isn't she the sweetest?" My friend cooed about her daughter.

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The alien specimen was very thankful that I helped it escape.

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I've loved gardening all my life, being able to dig in the dirt and be connected with nature was the best.

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I thought getting a nightlight would help with my fear of monsters.

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I wiped the sweat off my brow and looked down at my bountiful harvest.

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Because of the brand on my stomach, I always assumed I was experiment number 3.

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I took care in slicing the officer's torso, peeling off the juicy chunks of fatty flesh.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Befriending crows is very rewarding, sometimes they give me gifts of coins or jewelry.	62
At first I thought I had only dreamt that I was abducted by aliens.	54
My job is the best, I can fuck all the girls I want and none of them say no!	35
"Isn't she the sweetest?" My friend cooed about her daughter.	34
The alien specimen was very thankful that I helped it escape.	30
I've loved gardening all my life, being able to dig in the dirt and be connected with nature was the best.	28
I thought getting a nightlight would help with my fear of monsters.	27
I wiped the sweat off my brow and looked down at my bountiful harvest.	23
Because of the brand on my stomach, I always assumed I was experiment number 3.	22
I took care in slicing the officer's torso, peeling off the juicy chunks of fatty flesh.	16