/u/Pangolindrome's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The advertisement on the bus stop's message board reads: "Seeking voluntary HUMANS for ASCENSION. Reply by leaving voicemail message at (555)999-1111 with your full name and birth date. No SMS messages will be accepted. Thank you for signing up. You will know when the time comes."
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[WP] You are immortal, an untouchable superhero, yet most of what you do is avoiding to take lives. The soul and consciousness of every person you kill continues to live on inside of you. Now, you have been called on to end a raging war because all other heroes are out of commission.
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[WP] You arrive in the afterlife to the single most cluttered airport terminal you can imagine, but it is cluttered with deities from all the worlds’ religions. Each is holding a sign, and if they are waiting for you, your name is on their sign. You start looking for your name.
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[WP] The apocalypse is inevitable, the known world is crumbling. However, Hell is accepting suggestions and applications for how the apocalypse should be implemented and what it should entail this time. After all, it would be boring if it was the same old “fire and brimstone” again.
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[WP] The country had a particular dragon problem. She did not hoard treasure, and she never came into town. However, she had a collection of highly eligible bachelors, and she kept each of them for at least a year. They always came back spoiled rotten.
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[WP] Someone has caught and tamed a pet dragon, but it has been keeping the entire neighborhood awake for a full week with its snoring. Something must be done.
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[WP] As a minor deity, it didn’t make too much of a difference when humans went extinct. However, you still miss having followers. One day, a band of cockroaches catches your eye as you wander through a desolate city.
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[WP] You are a 12th generation assassin, raised to be in top mental and physical condition. You have seen the unknowable and the strange. However, nothing could have prepared you for today.
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[WP] One day, a child appeared. Pure white, white eyes with grey pupils, with no discernible hair. Everywhere across the globe, reports arose that the child appeared at random, asking in each language for stories from people’s lives. It was always most thankful for answers.
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