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She was due in May. The lye was particularly hard to find in April.

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I finally got hired for my first job in years after finishing my master's.

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I was furious to learn that I had become a millionaire.

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She was surprised at my sudden proposal to elope.

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I dropped the baby and it started crying as soon as it touched the ground.

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I felt the calming breeze resonate on my face to the rhythm of a a swing chair. The branch broke, and the calm dissipated as the breeze filled my lungs.

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She was due in may. The lye was particularly hard to find in april.

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I gave my child the weakly warning: "Now remember to be in absolute silence so you don't attract the monsters outside.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She was due in May. The lye was particularly hard to find in April.	2409
I finally got hired for my first job in years after finishing my master's.	28
I was furious to learn that I had become a millionaire.	25
She was surprised at my sudden proposal to elope.	9
I dropped the baby and it started crying as soon as it touched the ground.	9
I felt the calming breeze resonate on my face to the rhythm of a a swing chair. The branch broke, and the calm dissipated as the breeze filled my lungs.	4
She was due in may. The lye was particularly hard to find in april.	2
I gave my child the weakly warning: "Now remember to be in absolute silence so you don't attract the monsters outside.	1