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I pulled the cap off, grimacing as I set it aside.

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Most people didn’t even notice when the Second Coming of Jesus took place, and could you really blame them?

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Scientists were baffled when it was discovered that within the cosmic background radiation was a message staring us in the face this whole time.

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With our newly developed telescopes, mankind finally found itself capable of viewing the surfaces of exoplanets in high resolution.

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You know all those times when you observed your veins or muscles twitch on their own?

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Growing up, my relatives around the plantation would always tell me I was a pretty one.

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When we sent the probe into the newly discovered cave in the Challenger Deep, we were expecting to find new lifeforms and a couple hundred meters more depth.

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A year ago, a high school student at a science fair demonstrated how his homemade AI worked by telling it to make paper clips.

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I’m told there are others like myself who have difficulty remembering who’s who at their family reunions.

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All these Reddit threads fearmongering about AI replacing and enslaving us need to chill out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pulled the cap off, grimacing as I set it aside.	1426
Most people didn’t even notice when the Second Coming of Jesus took place, and could you really blame them?	175
Scientists were baffled when it was discovered that within the cosmic background radiation was a message staring us in the face this whole time.	64
With our newly developed telescopes, mankind finally found itself capable of viewing the surfaces of exoplanets in high resolution.	42
You know all those times when you observed your veins or muscles twitch on their own?	27
Growing up, my relatives around the plantation would always tell me I was a pretty one.	24
When we sent the probe into the newly discovered cave in the Challenger Deep, we were expecting to find new lifeforms and a couple hundred meters more depth.	13
A year ago, a high school student at a science fair demonstrated how his homemade AI worked by telling it to make paper clips.	12
I’m told there are others like myself who have difficulty remembering who’s who at their family reunions.	10
All these Reddit threads fearmongering about AI replacing and enslaving us need to chill out.	7