/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After cutting in line, a strange man hexes you with the "Curse of Celebrations". You brushed him off at the time but now anytime you do something, annoying clapping and upbeat music plays as confetti rains down from the sky onto you.
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[WP] Your daughter loves playing pretend, claiming that she and her friends are magical warriors choosen by a pure god to fight evil. But one day, you see a live news broadcast showing footage of her and her friends in strange dresses using magic to fight a giant monster in a nearby park.
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[EU] You've just thrown a Pokeball at a wild mon but missed and hit your childhood friend in the face. However they're suddently enveloped in a red light and sucked into the ball, and you're panicking because Pokeballs aren't designed to catch humans.
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[WP] You're a dark mage who was secretly summoned by the elderly king to magically extend his life, but during the meeting he died of natural causes. So now you stuck in a fortress full of skilled soldiers and mages loyal to the now dead king who was last seen meeting you in private.
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[WP] When you finally created your first sentiant Ai, you were afraid that it might hate humanity and try to kill everyone. Instead, it seems to like humanity a bit too much...
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[WP] As a mage, your talent with magic has made you well experienced with odd and unusual situations, such as demonic invasions, plagues, evil cults, and dragon attacks, however you must admit that this "Spaceship" situation has left you stumped.
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[WP] You're a therapist in charge of a support group for super villains to try and rehabilitate them, but then the superhero agency sent someone to kill you, because if you succeed then the government will cut their budget in halved.
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[WP] "If I wanted the heroes dead, I've would have killed them already! So shut up about 'efficient strategy' and 'tactical advantage' already, and worry about what I pay you to worry about! Like making sure the band doesn't miss their cue to play my theme when I reveal my plan." the villain yelled.
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[WP] As the estate agent led you around the house, you realise that the building is much bigger on the inside that it looked on the outside, and from the agent' expression you can tell that they've realised the same. however you didn't start panicking until you stumbled across another agent' corpse.
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