/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] A trickster god offers you a book that'll answer any question you have truthfully, no matter what it is. It turns out that the "trick" is that despite knowing the truth about possibly anything, you can't do anything impactful with that information.
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[WP] You work for the town' graveyard at night, making sure that any skeletons or zombies that come out are dealt with quickly and put back into their graves. However, the boss keeps reminding you to leave your post and run from any animal you see during the night.
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[WP] a group of adventurers stumble across an abandoned cottage, and decide to sleep inside it during the night. They all sleep well until the entire building starts shaking during the middle of night, and it's only then when they realise that they're not inside a cottage, but a giant mimic.
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[WP] You have finally done it; you've caught up to the monster that butchered your husband and have exacted revenge. However the moment is ruined when several hundred people barge into the room to get revenge for the people you've hurt and killed in order to track down the killer.
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[WP] You've managed to track down a necromancer for help, as your loved one has recently died. They accept for a surprisingly small sum of cash, but there is a catch; You need to be sacrificed in order for them to be resurrected. "Is their life worth yours?"
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[EU] You were just going about your day when you notice, out of the corner of your eye, a bald man wearing a suit with a bar code tattooed on the back of his head.
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[WP] Being a powerful mage isn't always a good thing, as you always have to keep your mana in check as to not accidentally "overload" your spells, as this can amplify the power of the spell a hundredfold.
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[WP] A team of superheroes go to stop a mad scientist from conducting their experiments, only to find that all of the "victims" are actually willing patients who are treated who sought out the scientist for their skills.
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[WP] Due to a spelling error in the contract, you now own the Demon' soul. Neither of you are pleased with this, but the contract is too iron-clad to be broken.
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[WP] While in a drive-through, you decide to jokingly ask for a "boneless burger meal, and a large water". After a moment of silence, a computer generated voice replies, "Password accepted, entry granted." The floor under your car immediately begins descending as a secret elevator lowers you down.
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