/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] You are classified as a supervillain, but you not one intentionally. It's just that your super strength means that if you’re not careful all the time then you're likely to break something or kill someone accidentally.
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[WP] You jokingly said to your sibling that you wanted to meet your faveolate celebrity for Christmas instead of any gifts, but the next day the internet was ablaze with news of the celebrity being kidnapped during the night.
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[WP] The gingerbread men you just finished baking have just come to life, and now you have to explain to them that their purpose in life is to be eaten.
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You were late to work and going over the speed limit when you hit that man crossing the road, and despite the windscreen being cracked you could see him fly several feet and land with a sickening crunch.
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[WP] "You know, I had more fun making robots in a scrapyard than I ever did working at a properly stocked facility."
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[WP] You were just getting off of work when a stranger on a horse came up to you and drew a sword, come to finally fulfil their oath to get vengeance for what you did to them in your previous reincarnation.
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Your life is a living hell, as you are constantly haunted by vengeful ghosts trying to avenge their murders.
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[WP] You are one of the last super-soldiers of your generation, genetically engineered to be faster, stronger, smarter, and deadlier than any other soldier on the battlefield. However you're now faced with a challange that you were never prepared for, and one you hoped would never come; retirement.
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After giving it some thought, I decided that my first wish would be to make me a genius on par with the smartest people to ever live.
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