/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts
[WP] When Aliens found out that humans knew abou8t Santa Claus, they were confused, as they also knew of Santa all the way back on their home planet.
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I've decided to look into getting a life insurance policy at my wife' insistance, so that our son would have some financial security after I died.
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[WP] You are the last old-school villain, with cloaks, top hats, dynamite time bombs and women tied to train tracks. Most of the active heroes and villains mock your old-school ways, but they don’t realise that there’s a reason as to how you’re still thriving as a villain despite being old fashioned
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[WP] "You may think that being completely invulnerable to harm is a great superpower, but I'm useless any hero or villain without any actual combat abilities. Hell, I can't even claim to be sick to get out of awkward events, because everyone would know I'm lying."
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[WP] Your house is haunted by ghosts, but instead of getting a priest to get rid of them, you got a necromancer.
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[WP] You awake in a room with 11 other people and various tools. you all look around in confusion when a speaker activates and tells you that someone in the room is a criminal, and no-one is leaving until the criminal is dead.
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[WP] "So how long has it been since we've last seen each other?" "40 years." "Really? It's feels like it's only been a day." "It was a day to you, the rest of us, on the other hand, got caught in that time loop."
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